Hunter Biden’s Postwar Afghanistan

Like any cloud, the humiliating fall of Afghanistan to the Taliban with the hair-raising if star crossed escape of America and her allies does have a silver lining of sorts.  Opportunist and entrepreneur Hunter Biden has announced the formation of a new tour company for adventurous souls wishing to visit the new, reshaped Islamic Caliphate.

“Vietnam, once the poster-child for carnage and dysfunction, is now a global tourist destination for those seeking a daring and off-the-beaten-path adventure,” the younger Biden said.  “I think I can capitalize on the mayhem and ruthlessness my father’s administration has suborned in Afghanistan, like I have in the Ukraine and Soviet Union.”

Hunter reportedly received millions of dollars from Ukraine oligarchs and the mayor of Moscow with no qualifications or apparent real services rendered other than being the son of then Vice President Joe Biden.  “I’ve made a career out of feeding off my father’s position as an elected official,” the younger Biden said in an exclusive interview with HardWired News.  “I’m taking it to a new level in Afghanistan.”

During and after the last presidential campaign, then-candidate and now president Joe Biden swore he had never participated in any way with his son in his oft-criticized foreign business dealings, even though photos and emails confirming such involvement later surfaced.  HWN asked if his father would remain arms-length this time.  Hunter responded with a chuckle and wink, “Same old-same old.”  When we asked why he was using his father’s position to profit rather than pursuing a traditional occupation such as the legal profession in which he was educated and trained, he replied, “This beats the hell out of working, and the pay is way better.”

HardWired News was able to obtain some planned promotional material for the new venture:



made possible by the policies of the Joe Biden Administration

Your Host

Exotic New Extreme-Experience Destination to a country now completely free of uppity women

Travel on the floor of an authentic C-17 Loadmaster military style aircraft

Comfortable C-17 Interior

Enjoy accompanied and fully guided excursions:

Poppy field trip

  • Make your own dope

Craft heroin bars (Naloxone overdose reversal injection available onsite)

Authentic Asian Opium Den (nod off like it’s Old Shanghai)

Traditional Tolly-Bon (spelling popularized by Joe Biden) beheading: guaranteed not yours or full refund

  • Flog your own infidel afterwards

Prostitute immersion with genuine former Hunter Biden girls (at your own risk; see Tolly-Bon Beheading)

  • Complimentary penicillin dose

Daughter and Wife whipping demonstration

Coveted crossfire seat in Isis/Taliban firefight

  • Blood transfusions available for modest extra charge

Witness a real-time suicide bombing

Purchase military memorabilia at an official Taliban U.S. Army Surplus Store

  • M1 Abrams Tanks, Blackhawk Helicopters, wide selection of artillery and ammo


AND THERE’S MORE: Gift packet: head rag, AK47 with two loaded clips, get out of jail free card

For more information or to reserve your seat, go to

Sorry: Bitcoin only for complete confidentiality and tax avoidance


In concluding the interview, Hunter said, “I’d like to thank my father and the entire Biden administration for making this opportunity possible.”


Disclaimer: this destination is not endorsed by HardWired News, its affiliates or any of its employees; travel at your own risk; operators are not responsible for any diseases contracted nor for the death, maiming or incarceration of any traveler; this is an entirely fictitious satirical piece for the purpose of political speech

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