You remember Adam Schiff, don’t you? The goofy looking representative from an uber-liberal California district (aren’t they all?). His only claim to fame was insisting he had indisputable evidence of Trump’s collusion with the Russians to throw the 2016 election, and in turn called for his immediate impeachment. Of course, now that the Mueller (the handpicked darling of the Dems) report has exonerated the president of collusion and failed to charge him with anything, Schiff has grown strangely silent, although when pressed he continues to maintain that President Trump really did collude, criminally obstructed the investigation, and should be impeached anyway.
So HardWired News caught up with Schiff for a follow-up interview to see what he has to say now:
HWN: Now that Trump has been exonerated by the Mueller report of collusion, do you think he should still be impeached?
Schiff: Is the Pope Catholic?
HWN: You always said you personally have secret absolute proof of his collusion.
Schiff: I do.
HWN: What is it?
Schiff: I don’t feel like saying right now.
HWN: And what about obstruction of justice claims, for which he was never charged?
Schiff: He did that too.
HWN: Didn’t he simply proclaim his innocence, and talk about taking actions, which he never did, based on frustration over a false charge of which he was cleared?
Schiff: Well…maybe…I just don’t want to talk about that. He should be impeached.
HWN: Didn’t the infamous Spanish Inquisition, during which people were tortured and executed for being alleged heretics, find that people claiming their innocence and objecting to the process deserved the death penalty for simply doing that?
Schiff: But this is Trump.
HWN: What do you say to those who claim that you are the goofiest looking legislator ever?
Schiff: That’s beside the point. And what about Nancy Pelosi?
HWN: Were you bullied in high school? And do you wet the bed? Have you ever had a girlfriend?
Schiff: Trump should be impeached.
For the record, the Honorable Representative Adam Schiff is not a single-issue guy. He also maintains the End of Days is near, he has been abducted by aliens, the world is flat, and Beto O’Rourke will be elected the next president of the United States.
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